The 411

This is my random life. The good, the bad, and the ugly. There is no real purpose other then to share. So glad to have you on board for the ride, got your seat belt on??!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Thank you very much....loser!

Okay, so I happened to find this post on the lovely Humes Party of 3 blog, one of my personal favs to read, and thought it was too great not to participate in! The content actually originates from The Daily Dribbles!

Fun fun fun!!!

Because i couldn't have said it better myself...

It's Free Therapy Day!! That's right, it's Thursday, which means it's the Thank You Very Much day. The way it works is that you take out all your frustrations on people/things that peeved you off during the week and thank them in a very sarcastic way, for being who or what they are/doing what they did. I know everyone can use some free therapy, so go ahead and type yours out, grab my button from my sidebar, and then link up with me so that we can all share in each other's therapy.

Here goes...

Thank you to the lady at the Children's Museum who saw her kid squish Bean between a door and a mirror and didn't even acknowledge it. You are awesome and I am sure your child will be a fine adult!

Thank you very much Mr. Bill Collector, for calling and waking up my kids early in the morning, and making sure to call right before 9pm. I love hearing you on my voicemail expressing how urgent it is that you speak to me, and that I call you back immediately...right. I only wish I had such a highly respectable career.

A special thanks to the old man who lives behind us on his second floor duplex, for continuing to grace Monkey and I with his moobs, pasty white skin, and pajama pants. Keep the peep shows coming Captain Underpants!

Thank you very much spammers, for sending me and all of my contacts in my address book such a delightful link to a Viagra site. I know that all of my twenty something friends will thank me for it later...much later. Keep up the good work!

Thank you very much to my air conditioner, for always going above and beyond the call of duty. Thanks for giving me a glimpse of what a wonderful summer this will be. You are soooo thoughtful!

Thank you to myself for royally screwing up my hubbys day yesterday.

Thank you Michaels craft store for selling me defective resin hardener that resulted in what looks like permanently stuck pieces inside of some of my favorite molds and pushed me behind schedule an entire day as a result. You rock!

Thank you very much customer service departments across the nation, for doing such an amazing job at finding people to work for you that no one understands. I love asking "what?" every 3 seconds, only to have it repeated again the exact same way. Love it!

Last but not least...thank you Bean for throwing...with excessive force I should add, the picture frame across the room resulting in it breaking. Also thank you for head butting me in the bridge of the nose, talk about fun times!!



  1. I FREAKING LOVE YOUR CONTENT! There are a few others that try to speak in the honest voice that you do, but you do it sooooo gracefully!

    I might just have to jump on the wagon and start blogging too!

  2. Thank you sweetie! I have always felt comfortable sharing and really dont care what people think about me. That is when you truly get creative freedom.

    I think you should!

  3. Hi there! Following you from MBC!
    Hope you can visit and follow my blogs too.

    See you around.

  4. Awesome! Finally, some honest, hilarious writing. I love it! I came by from MBC and you're now the coolest blogger I know! I am your newest follower! Follw me back if you like at:

  5. Thanks for your comments! I loooooove reading them, and I try too to actively participate and read those that I follow too!!

  6. It is refreshing to hear some honest writing!!

    I'm following from MBC! I hope you will follow back :)

  7. @Lara- Can you send me your blog link? I am not able to access your profile through blogger.




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