Are you a selfish Twit? What do I mean by that? Well, there are a handful of categories that you can fall under if you are a twitter participant. While waiting for my 8 year old to get out of school, stuck in my car for 30mins, I started fooling around on Twitter, and thought it would be freaking fun and self amusing to categorize twitter users as "twits!"
Follow along with care...you might be surprised to see where you fall...
1.) Giveaway Twit- This person is ALWAYS posting about something that they are giving away, or some amazing contest a blogger friend is having! Yawn! These get boring even for the stay at home mom! Stop already!!
2.) "Get more Followers by Clicking HERE" Twit- These are usually the twitter users who at some point or another were interested themselves in increasing their twitter following and fell prey to some website that asked for their twitter information. The site then turned around, took over and started sending out "I got more followers here" links to all of your followers!!
3.)RT RT RT Twit- This is the twitter user who only retweets! This is great! I retweet all the time, but please do not retweet 10 posts in a row!! Its annoying! If we wanted to know about all of these people you are retweeting for...we would follow them!
4.) Say What? Twit- The twitter user that no one understands. Posts make no sense...its like we are all sitting in a room staring at each other and scratching our heads.
5.) Sales and Marketing Twit- "Lets take your blog to the next level!" "lose 10 lbs in 10 days!" and "10 ways to improve your readership!"
6.) Quote Twit- This one is self explanatory. I will admit that I quote sometimes...its okay in moderation...im talking about the Twit that does nothing BUT quote...is there a real person there?
7.) Cool Twit- This twit always has something cool to say and some awesome article or blog to share...not so much an annoyance...but a category none the less.
8.) Wikipedia Twit- The Twit who posts nothing but facts and statistics all freaking day!
There you have it, if you are one of the lucky ones to not fall into any of these categories...you freaking rock! For the rest of you...time to work on your Twit Skills!
Free2bMommy
LOVE this!! SO true!
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked it Ember!! haha!!
ReplyDeletefunny but sad i fall under 1 maybe 2 of those! :)
ReplyDeleteLOVE it! So glad that I don't fit into any of those categories.
ReplyDelete@ Jennifer! I would be lying if I said I NEVER did any of these things myself! Its still hilarious though!! hahaha!!
ReplyDeleteTotally agree with the giveaway twit!! :-D
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