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Monday, April 19, 2010

Mean B_tch Monday

Please read disclaimer- This is my "Mean B_tch Monday" moment, the point is to give me a free pass to share 1 mean moment for the week. I will get it out of my system and then go back to be the "sweetheart" we all know and love! wink! wink! Feel free to have your own "Mean B_tch Monday" moment too!

So, being the night owl that I am...I post often after the kiddos are asleep and my mind it still racing 100mph! I have the most brilliant thoughts in the middle of the night. Don't you? It is the craziest thing!

Anyway, I often times get a chance to read up on all of my favorite blogs and also check out some new ones and see if I can stand having the blogger updates populate my dashboard for all blog eternity.

Sometimes, I can be quite critical of other blogs. Not in a nasty "hate" sort of way...but a "WTF?" scratch my head sort of way. Don't you just love reading blogs of people that you actually know, and their blog portrays them in a TOTALLY different way then you know them to be?! I smile when I find those rare treasures. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about! I see you smiling! When did she become a "sweetheart?"

Now, this is ALL hypothetical, don't go getting all excited!

Is this the same girl who just last year, stole my friends boyfriend and then sent her the video of their beautiful wedding in Fuji a few years later? Is this the same person who pretended to be my friend only to turn around and stick an ice pick in my back while smiling in my face? The same girl who harassed me via email and phone for a week, because she is a crazy psycho? The same girl who keyed "bitch" and "slut" into her ex-boyfriends new girlfriends car just because? I just want to be sure that we are talking about the same girl who literally thinks and has said that all girls are just" jealous" of her and that she doesn't know why, but other girls never like her. Hmmm I wonder why. Maybe it's because your a MEAN GIRL!!! Maybe that would have been a better choice for your blogs name.

Okay...just wanted to make sure we were talking about the same person...

Don't get me wrong, I love the fact that people can post whatever they want to post on their blog. I love that! I just cant help but breath an itsy bitsy tiny weeny "Ohhhh Please!!" when I do come across these blogs.

I guess anyone can be "reborn" via blogging! Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.



  1. Too funny! I LOVE it! I know some people like that too...

  2. Hehe. Ok my B_tch of Monday are the idiots that let their freaking horse of a dog potty on my lawn and then leave it there like a little present for me. WTF is up with that have enough poop of my own to deal with and so don't need theirs.

  3. You are hilarious - I feel like I've just vented vicariously. Keep it up, I love MB Monday.

    parenting ad absurdum

  4. @ Gestures- Dont you feel just a little better now? hahaha!!

  5. AMEN to that!! Kinda like "fakebook" posts about wonderful lives, with birds chirping and not a bitch in sight! =)

    SO glad I came across your blog!

  6. LOL!!....@Ember LoL! omg so true! I have an in law like exactly like that and on FB too. All "perfect and sweet" and really not so much, just a B_tch!!! fo sho! A very jealous one at that lol. I love being so beautiful you get to have a hater-aide entourage to go with it and everything. tehe. I always just say "keep talkin' B!tch, your makin' me famous!"

  7. @Ember - i have SEVERAL of those people "fakebooking". i have to read it, laugh and move on. Who do they think they're fooling?

  8. Your SO right Anita!! Love the "hater-aide" entourage!

  9. LOL I guess I should feel super honored that you decided to follow me last week! I'm sorry it took me so long to get over here (life interferes with my blogging).

    Cute blog!!

  10. Yall are great! I am just able to check on this post and you all made me smile! I was nervous about posting it, because I sort of thought that maybe It was just me!!

    I had never even heard "Fakebook!" HILARIOUS!

    @Kmama- haha!! Im really not THAT critical or mean...but I allow myself a free pass!! I think we all need one once in a while! haha!!

  11. Wow..I'd sure hate to think that of the bloggers I read! I'm totally what you see is what you get kinda girl...I couldn't try a spilt-personality if I tried! haha...

  12. @Aubry- That the best way girlie! I too would not be able to have a different personality would be too hard to be that fake every day. Too much work! haha!!

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  14. Following you from MBC!

    Jeanette Huston


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