If you see this small little terror...you should run and call your local law enforcements...he is considered armed and extremely dangerous.I just thought I would share some of my rather inapporiate randomness with you...
Please try to keep up will ya?
My hubby is the hispanic version of Oscar the Grouch....but a lot less green and furry. I actually think that he is like Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde. He is Dr. Psycho and Mr. Ass...luv you pbear, but it is what it is.
Monkey pretends to be "all better" when in reality...she is not.
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I am being abused. I was hit this morning with an object that made me see the "white light" and stars! Day before yesterday, I was hit in the mouth and bruised by an object thrown at me at close range. What were these mystery objects? A toy car, and a chipmunks cheap ass McDonalds toy! Who is the alleged abuser? Bean! Yes, thats the truth, my son beats me up! I am afraid of him and wish there was a 1-800 number for moms who are living in fear of there 1 year old sons! Help!
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Too many beignets will make you feel like you have a living ball of dough in your belly.
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Going on all school field trips sounds like a good idea, I said "sounds."
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I secretly want to be a Real Housewife of Houston. Even though I have relentlessly made fun of all the previous seasons!
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Bean thinks he can swim. He will have nothing to do with the toddler floats and insists that it be me to hold him in the water, which equals no way for me to hold my beer!
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The ghetto people on FB really should think before they update...seriously...I am embarassed for them. And no they are not my friends...well maybe.
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Did I mention that my hubby is a grouch??
Must be that time of the month for husbands. So is mine.
ReplyDeletehahaha!! Good to know im not alone on Sesame Street!
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My husband is so grouchy too. Always. He says he's stressed because of work. Interestingly, he's laying in bed watching a hockey game right now while I'm STILL tending to a sick, tantrum-y, whiney toddler. But God forbid I am in a bad mood... God. Forbid. (sorry. I need a break. Can you tell i need a break?)
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing!! I feel what your saying! I sometimes really believe that my full time job at work was easier! haha!! Some men will never know how amazing we are!
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