Because my life freaking ROCKS that's why!

I have so many things to be grateful for...yes, I know you have your finger down your throat making a vomit sound...but it's true!

I get to work from home with my own business, I even have a personal assistant! Okay just lying about the last part, but I do get to check my email from my couch! Impressed? ha! I get to be at all school functions for my 8 year old...okay so not the most exciting, but cool none the less, and my son actually "knows me" considering all the time we get to spend together. JOY!

I love the moments when I wake up in the morning and get to casually and non stress fully get Monkey ready for school and get Bean some breakfast while he watches his favorite annoying toons! I actually get to be the mom that I envied soooooo much when I started this blog! The one who walks their kids into the building in flip flops and a comfy summer dress or jeans, while pushing a toddler and carrying on with other moms who are in no hurry to get home or to work.

I know it sounds all peachy, and for the most part, it is. Yawn....but believe me, being at home does not come without its consequences. Tun tun tuuuuuuun!!

I gets no love from people who "work!" They say crap things like "must be nice, not having to go to work" and "oh that's right, you don't work." har har har. I don't even want to get started on the crap my "better half" gives me! Urgh, somebody stop me!

Anyway, since my blog is usually ridiculous ramblings, and random self absorbed and obsessed thoughts, I figured I would share some meaningful s_it today! Do you feel enlightened or inspired? I knew you would! You love caring about my random crap, and I love caring about your random crap...sometimes.