Because you are fake, I will pretend to like you...for a short while.
Because you are fake, I will pretend that I believe what you say.
Because you are fake, I will act like I think your boobs are real.
Because you are fake, I will nod and look interested when you brag about your "perfect husband."
Because you are fake, I will act surprised when I find out you have been spreading vicious gossip about me, true or not.
Because you are fake, I will pray for you.
Because you are fake, I will tell myself that I am not bitter for the way that you treated me.
Does all of this make me fake too?
That's a lot to think about. Wow.
ReplyDeleteTengo miedo de ti! LMAO I feel sorry for this person. tee hee
ReplyDeleteHA! Tree you are hilarious! Sometimes I write things...and even I do not know why. They just come to me. Often times the "person" I am describing, represents am entire group of people. Sometimes, it represents me.
ReplyDeleteDee
DUDE ARE YOU IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou will never know how much the post relates to some stuff goin on..lol
DO you have someone in particular that caused you to right this or is it coincidence I feel that way about someone in my life..lmfao
You are my sista from anotha motha! you crack me up!
ReplyDelete@ Cris! Soooo awesome to hear that! Sometimes someone will prompt me to write about a particular "genre" of person.
ReplyDelete@Kristen- HAHA! Yes we are!
Thanks yall for sharing!
Dee
Oh, you are too awesome. You speak just like one of the voices in my head ;).
ReplyDeleteparenting ad absurdum
@Peryl! You should name that voice "Dee!"
ReplyDeletehaha!!!
Nothing wrong with a fake boobie... or two. Does that mean you loathe me!?
ReplyDeleteOh please don't hate me!
;-)
@ Mrs. Beer! NO!!! Absolutely not! The fact that you don't hide that...makes it totally NOT FAKE!
ReplyDeleteUnless you are all the other things described as well...hahaha!!