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I know that everyone reading has thought about altering themselves in one way or another at some point in their lives. I personally considered myself perfect as a teenager and always said that there was really nothing that I would change about myself, except maybe to be a little taller. I'm a shrimp. Two children and a whole lot of tiny silver lines later, here I am actually disecting all of the things that I hate, and would love to "fix."
Hmmmm....what would I do?
Tummy Tuck <----my NUMBER ONE CHOICE Average cost= $500-$800
The ripples on my tummy that sort of remind me of a deflated balloon have got to go! No amount of situps or crunches can reverse that one!
Liposuction- <----most likely needed with the tummy tuck. Average cost= $2,500-$8,000
Is it just me or does this seem like it would be the cheapest? Geeze! Just get a vacuum and suck that stuff out! Har har snort!
Breast Augmentation? Average cost= $5,000-$7,000
I have no real "problem" in this area, but after two kids and hopefully one more, I would not mind some type of work to keep them from sagging to the floor.
I believe that just about everything else can be fixed with a little ahem...do I dare say it? Exercise!
There are however many procedures that I would not do. I would never do anything to completely change the way that I look facially. God (or whoever your personal creator is) made you a specific way, and you should respect that. <---my opinion. Plus who wants to look perfect? Then we would all be perfect and that just sucks!
So if my tallies are correct at the most I could be looking at a little under $20,000 worth of work, not taking into account all the jacked up stuff the doctor will point out during the consultation that will make me feel like Shrek.
HAHAHAHA!!! Maybe I should concentrate on feeding and clothing my family. I guess! haha!
What are your thoughts on the plastic procedures?