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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Mean B_tch Monday - The lady with the furry boots and shorts

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Okay look, I know that when you got dressed this morning...or this afternoon, you probably looked through an extensive amount of cheap forever 21 clothing to find the "right" outfit, and yes while I will admit that you have a super cute body, the look is just not working for you hun.

First of all, this is Houston. Secondly, you look stupid, and thirdly, this is Houston. We are lucky if we get to pull out our sweaters in December...much less September!

People from up North or West that are new to Houston think that they can pull of the same looks and it be okay...but down just look like a broke down busted Britney Spears...pre comeback.

Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur....shawty got low low low low low low!

Your blond hair makes me want to pull it as I stand behind you in line at Walgreens. I have this amazing daydream where I actually have the nerve to say to you "Seriously? What are you wearing Barbie? Would Ken approve?" What would posses you to wear a brown halter, white shirts (after labor day) although more and more people say its "okay," and brown "last of the Mohican's" style furry boots? If Bean could talk, he would say "What the f_ck bia?"

Yes, yes, I know, I am being a b_tch, but honestly, I don't know you, but do you honestly think that anyone on this earth would take your dumbass seriously in that? Maybe that is the point and if that is indeed the case, you may be smarter then I thought.

Now...back to my song...she hit the flo, next thing you know, shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, looooow!!

Until next time, friends!


  1. I have boots w/ the fur..but in my defense I live in Detroit it's cold here, and I only rock them w/ Apple Bottoms..lmao BUT I will admit I have THOUGHT bout rockin them w/ shorts..lmfao GOOD THING I DIDNT =)

  2. I almost peed a little from laughing so much. I had the same comments about a dappy girl here in England UK. I know we are reknown for our shitty weather but it's still sunny here and we can get away without wearing coats right now so why on earth did this girl feel the need to jinx the weather and dress like she was going to the south pole for crying out loud!

    People always ALWAYS ask a friend, not just your mirror, if you look good before going out!!! Honestly!

    Take care hun KC xx - Always welcoming new followers, guests and comments xx

  3. ok this shit is funny! Peeps in socal try to pull that off with UGG boots, daisy dukes and long locks, really?? UGH But hey at least they are givin us somethin to talk about? Happy MBM!

  4. bahahaha! love this.
    OMG I dont understand the whole boots in summer thing, really we live in Texas Heat! Its not winter put them away!

  5. Crisc! I looooove the boots, just not with shorts!! hahahaha!!! I have some boots too!!

    Its okay when the weather makes sense!!

    Dont you dare wear those boots with shorts!!! hahaha!!


  6. @ Kate- I loooooove that you commented! One of my favorite things is to hear from peeps from all over the world!

    And yes, that is what we have friends for! To tell us when we look ridiculous!! hahaha!!


  7. @Ember- You my dear are soooooo right!

    @Vanessa- you have impecable taste, so now I know, there MUST be a valid complaint with the ridiculousness of the whole shorts/boots combo!! hahaha!!


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  9. BWHAHAHAHAHA! You're fantastic!! I have to admit..I rock the boots and shorts at home...never in public. (And I'm so not down w/ the white shorts after Labor Day..just sayin!)

  10. haha, when i see those boots i think cold weather! Definitely not Houston and I think I've had a similar thought standing behind somebody in line. :)


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