Mean B_tch Monday- friends who are really not your friends

In case you are a total loser (kidding!) and you have never visited my blog before, or just follow with no intention to ever read, Mean B_tch Monday is the one day of the week that I give myself a free pass to post about something that is not so nice, and get it out of my system! At least for 6 days or so. Check out the "only on Free2bMommy" tab above for more info!

You know those things that are in your head that you are not suppose to say out loud? The things that everyone is thinking, but no one has the guts to say? Well I don't give a _uck! I am sharing these tidbits and you can live the rest of the week in agony, wondering if I am talking about you and wondering if everyone else can guess.

Why do you brag soooooo much on your FB updates? Its annoying, and you should know that it is the people that brag that usually don't have shit. Plus on that same note: if you are having such a badass time, why are you on FB?

Stop making the blogging world into a mini high school bully fest. Its stupid, childish, and you just look like a bitter bitch.

You have issues, and no guy is going to make them go away. Become a better person for yourself, and not for someone else.

Your life is a train wreck, but it secretly makes me feel better about my own train wreck.

Stop being so obvious. Didn't your mom teach you that the more you act like things bother you the more jealous you look? Just walk away!

There is such a thing as TMI. Learn it.

I cannot believe that you sold your best friend out, for a promotion at work. So wrong! I don't think you can ever recover from that.

Your husband give me the creeps...I am leaning towards a diagnosis of multiple personality disorder or roids. Please ruuuuuun!!!

After a while, of calling and inviting you places and you never come, I will stop inviting.

Thanks for forgetting you are my friend, just because we don't see each other everyday. You are a true piece of work.

Until next week friends!