Q&A not to be confused with T&A

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Since I am going out of town tomorrow....robbers and vandals, do not bother to try to rob me, my husband will be home all week and I don't have shit, so you will be sadly disappointed...I am asking readers to submit questions to me at free2bmommy@hotmail.com about well...anything! I mean that! If you want to know why I'm such a bitch? Ask away. If you want to know how I keep my husband from grabbing me and choking me? Ask away. If you want to know why I think I am soooooo freaking funny? Ask away. No question is off limits, unless is implicates someone else by name...which at that point, I will just change the name and post anyway. <---sneaky sneaky biotches! Anonymous posts will be answered too! <--oh yes, im a badass and such a rebel! haha!

So, please, help me make this interesting and submit your questions. I will be doing the "Q&A Not to be Confused with T&A" post this Friday, so you can submit questions up until Thurs. late night! free2bmommy@hotmail.com

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Love you all, and please do not be too sad while I am gone. Just say no and don't do anything I wouldn't. That doesn't leave much.

Dee

Mean Btch Monday --- too freaking sore and tired

Due to a bachelorette party weekend at the lake, I am too freaking tired and sore to even think about what to post for Mean B_tch Monday! Sorry y'all!

Random Friday ADHD Moment

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I use to be all out of blog juice by Friday and was like "duuuuuh" when it came time for me to post. Then one day, I let my little brain go crazy on a Friday and word vomit covered the page. I loved it! So, here are the ADHD moments of the week...

Saw the dentist today, who is as old as me I might add, and had some work done on the teeth that I grinded the fillings out of...yeah you heard that right...grinded! Luckily, I was able to bypass the root canal...not because I'm a pansy, but because I didn't want to have to pay for that sucker<----such a broke ass! hahaha!

I really really really am seriously considering homeschooling Monkey for next year. I just don't want her in public school and I cannot pay for any of the decent schools around here. <---I mean I could if I took up stripping and standing on the corner every Friday night...KIDDING! Don't go getting all wide eyed!

I do not fear that I cannot handle it, I am degreed...that should count for something right?! Maybe. Is it bad that I am just not sure if I want my kid home with me all day for at least 180 days of school?!! If you said "yes" you don't know my kid. Love able and sweet, but ADHD to the 10th power! <---she sometimes scares her therapist. hahaha!! Just kidding about the last part!

I will be out at my cousins lake house for the weekend. Go on, ask why. I know you are dying to know! Well since you forced it out of me, I am going to a bachelorette weekend party! I will be trashed and passed out by 10pm on Sat. I am sure. <----so classy and a light weight! When did that happen?

I keep hearing weird knocking noises behind me. There are windows behind me with plantation shutters and wide open on top, so it is possible that a 12 foot man (my home is above the ground) is outside my window waiting to sneak in and caress my face!

I will stop boring the shit out of you now and stop writing this post. If you don't hear from me by Monday, you better call my hubby and tell him to start looking for the 12 foot man! Stop laughing! You are going to feel soooooo terrible if it comes true! Biotches! haha!!

Peace <---in a gangsta kinda way! You know I'm gangsta!

Go work for your own money to buy your own shit!

Dude, why do you steal? Freak! People work really hard for their hard earned cash usually over a good 2 hard weeks of looooong hard hours, only to have you come and take what took them hours to EARN and you steal it in seconds. I never understood theft, but I always attributed that to not ever being in that desperate situation that might drive people to steal. Frankly, I believe some people steal just because, well because they freaking suck and have no respect for other people or their property. So yes, you f_cking suck! My hubby and I are trying to get by and are doing okay, just because we wanted to give you a backpack including a laptop, iphone, tools, and other random items. Consider it an early Christmas present you c_cks_cker! You obviously need it more then we do, and for that, I pity you.

Okay, I feel sooooo much better now. Don't you? No? Okay.

EmbarASSing things to admit I secretly heart!

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I was scanning my usual sites to see what I could find of any interest value and came across this article about naming 5 foods you are ashamed to admit you like. Can you tell I'm in bed and hungry?

Check out the link for the article HERE

Since I know you are all dying to know what some of my foods that I am ashamed to admit I like are <--wink wink, I will get right to it. Oh you love it! I actually...do I dare say it? I love Taco Bell <----Latino blasphemy! I am such a disgrace to Mexicans and Mexican Americans everywhere! haha! Just kidding! Sort of. How can I deny the awesomeness of food created by white people and given a "Spanish" name, many of the items you could never even find south of the border. One of my favorites is the most lame of all, the Cheesy Gordita...now we have gorditas <---the food, not the fat chicks, but they are nothing like the Taco Bell created version. I also love the Double Decker Tacos! WTF are those all about?! Gluttony at its best! As if the taco shell was not enough let's randomly wrap a faux-tilla around it and make it even MORE ridiculous! But ohhhh sooooo yummy! Who comes up with this crap?!

I really love corn nuts! The warden and I loooove to eat them in a bowl with lemon all over them! They are messy and loud, but oooooh soooo yummy! I have no idea where they come from and I'm not sure I want to know. They are little kernel looking things so they must be sort of good for you. Right? No? Okay.

I really really really heart the $.99 double cheeseburgers from McDonald's <---what a freaking "fat kid" thing to say! Yes its true, if you give them a squeeze, lots of clear shiny grease gushes out, but all that cheeeese cancels it out...I think. I also LOVE the french fries and don't give a shit what anyone has to say about that! Now, I'm not talking about "Super Size" me love, but I will admit that we eat there once or twice every couple of weeks. Ooooooh sooooo yummy! And what?! <--damn I'm classy!

I really do love a great can of Coke once in a while! I'm not talking a Coke Zero or a pansy Diet Coke, I am talking about the mother of all sodas, the original King of Pop...Coca Cola! Sometimes I just want a Coke and I don't feel sorry for drinking it either...well maybe a little. Shhh..soooo yummy! Oh shut up, you know you like you some soda too! <--again, Klassy with a K.

Okay, so those are some of mine. What are some of your guilty food pleasures?

I showed you mine, now damnit, show me yours!

Pouring it all out on the table and the floor, and where ever else it leaks.

I feel like I've sort of been pouring my heart out all week. Are you sick of me yet?! You better be nodding no. I figured that since I am feeling particularly sentimental, I would write about why I even bother at all to share personal details with the world.

I use to try writing in a journal when I was in high school. My shrink said "it will help you feel better!" <--whatever. All it helped was the freaking pain in my hands from squeezing the pen too tight. Has that ever happened to you? I have been a nervous and anxious person since I was about 8 years old...yes, I was a freako even back then. I use to obsess about all sorts of stuff, and I would have weird scary dreams that seemed strange for a child to be having. I would get all worked up in dance class when one of the stupid girls messed up and threw the rest of the line off, and felt shrieking fear at night when I knew that my bedtime was nearing. I would actually get sad and scared when it was bed time. I was always afraid that something horrible was going to happen to me, and my parents would not hear me, because they never let me sleep with them! Oh I know you want to laugh, I would!

I remember talking to the shrink (a fat lady that wore way too much bright blue eye shadow) at a young age and her saying "don't you want to feel normal?" What exactly is normal? I told her "you mean not everyone feels nervous and panic all the time?"

I am sooooo off topic its unreal! Focus Dee, Focus! I have always "shared" what bothered me verbally, but sometimes that just gets me into trouble. Now that I can type what I want to say, things just make more freaking sense...to me at least. Its clearer and I can always set the record straight when there is something others might be "wondering" (to put it nicely.) Can you tell that I was gossiped about lots in my teenage and young adult life? Paranoid party of 1, your table is ready! I always felt cheated when I was not able to share my side of the story...now on my blog, you get it straight from the "object of your affection's" mouth. haha! Kidding! Sort of.

Just take a journey through my archives and I am sure you will get your share of drama, and you will be hooked. Or maybe that is just my wishful thinking. Don't we all hope our lives are that interesting? Wouldn't it be nice to know that if your life were a book people would read? Blogging helps me remember my life. I swear I have short term memory loss. I am freaking Dori from Finding Nemo I tell you! Just ask those closest to me.

Now what was I talking about again?! Damnit!!!

It's on fire! Review for

Okay, so you all know that I do not do reviews often, unless it is one that I think will benefit you guys and galls. Due to a statistic listed later on in this post, I decided to do the review and share the info. Thankfully, I have not yet needed to use a burn cream for my children, but I received this awesome product for reviewed it to the best of my ability and was impressed.

The product is First⁰Degree® Therapeutic Burn Cream

First of all, let me share with you a statistic <--you love them right?

According to a study by the Journal of Burn Care & Research analyzing the demographic, socioeconomic, and situational factors that contribute to the incidence of scald burns in children, the most frequently involved ethnic group was Hispanic by (44%).

Not sure what thats all about, but the Hispanic population specifically, needs to know about a great product to have on hand in the case of an emergency.

This product is a fast, efficient and more convenient way to treat burns when they arise. It is most important to treat the burn immediately. Often times, people do not count on a product to soothe the pain and heal the burn completely. A must have family-friendly product to have always and for as little as $10, First⁰Degree® Therapeutic Burn Cream is the most comprehensive over-the-counter treatment to deal with everyday minor burns. This cream soothes, helps with the healing process, and prevents infection all in one!

I feel really good about actually being prepared for something. If you have a little fireball tot like mine, anything is possible!

I received no monetary compensation for this review. This review is based 100% on my opinion of the product and no one elses.